Recently watched the family tapes from when I was 2 to 5…

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+1403 – Recently watched the family tapes from when I was 2 to 5 years old. Here’s a list of some of the stupidest things I was recorded crying about

2022-06-24 00:28:23

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  1. Fuck that thieving ass monkey!

    In all seriousness though, how the hell did you manage to get your cup stolen from a monkey? Like I get they are notorious thieves but it’s not like they’re just roaming the streets-with the exception being places that openly protect or worship monkeys in their native countries.

  2. My nephew gets very upset if we don’t decorate when it’s anyone’s birthday. If he finds out someone in our family is having a birthday he begs his mom to go get party supplies so he can celebrate.

  3. I didn’t read the title and thought this was a poem.

    There was so much gravitas in my mind. I kept waiting for it to become dark and profound.

    7/10, pretty good poem.

  4. Dad must have been like,

    “Oi! You damn monkey where are ya? If I find you I will give ya a whoopin”

  5. … was it possible your parents rewarded crying with attention, sympathy, hugs, cuddles, etc?

    I’m not a huge fan of training kids like dogs, but it’s not entirely different, either.

  6. Recently seen a couple of mine and I cried about not having the right socks and that my shirt was too short, even though it looked of normal length.

  7. Ah yes me *crys my mom whats wrong me dad won’t let me be william afton my mom my dad’s name WHAT DID YOU DO my dad i didn’t let her play in fire