+1403 – Recently watched the family tapes from when I was 2 to 5 years old. Here’s a list of some of the stupidest things I was recorded crying about
2022-06-24 00:28:23
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+1403 – Recently watched the family tapes from when I was 2 to 5 years old. Here’s a list of some of the stupidest things I was recorded crying about
2022-06-24 00:28:23
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thought this was a shitty poem before I read the title lmaoo
Fuck that thieving ass monkey!
In all seriousness though, how the hell did you manage to get your cup stolen from a monkey? Like I get they are notorious thieves but it’s not like they’re just roaming the streets-with the exception being places that openly protect or worship monkeys in their native countries.
My nephew gets very upset if we don’t decorate when it’s anyone’s birthday. If he finds out someone in our family is having a birthday he begs his mom to go get party supplies so he can celebrate.
Chickens
I think most adults wouldn’t recover from a monkey stealing their favorite cup
I need to know the monkey cup story
The last one is something every kid goes through… and it is very funny to watch lol
Fuck that monkey
Ah I loved Little Nemo. Great movie.
The monkey-theft sounds legitimately traumatic
Holy crap, I want the I am Deceased award right now but I don’t have it haha.
I didn’t read the title and thought this was a poem.
There was so much gravitas in my mind. I kept waiting for it to become dark and profound.
7/10, pretty good poem.
Tbf Little Nemo is pretty scary just in general
Hey, I’d still be mad if a monkey stole my favorite cup too!
Dad must have been like,
“Oi! You damn monkey where are ya? If I find you I will give ya a whoopin”
[https://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/](https://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/)
ayo massive sibling age gap check!
… was it possible your parents rewarded crying with attention, sympathy, hugs, cuddles, etc?
I’m not a huge fan of training kids like dogs, but it’s not entirely different, either.
A monkey stole your cup? Do you live in Manaos?
freakin chickens lol
Why did I read this as poetry?
Recently seen a couple of mine and I cried about not having the right socks and that my shirt was too short, even though it looked of normal length.
You were a pretty funny kid
Ah yes me *crys my mom whats wrong me dad won’t let me be william afton my mom my dad’s name WHAT DID YOU DO my dad i didn’t let her play in fire